Sunday, January 16, 2022

Lock Us Up! Lock Us Up!

Lately I've been attempting to avoid politics as much as possible, for my own mental health. Every now and then though, a story breaks through that I just have to comment on.

In a recent interview, nutsy cuckoo conspiracy theorist and My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell said he still believes the 2020 election was rigged, and that his lord & savior donald j. trump actually won.

In fact Lindell confidently claimed he's collected enough evidence to put a whopping 300 MILLION Americans in prison for election fraud.

That's a pretty bold allegation! Especially when you stop to consider there are only around 330 million people in the country. So according to him, 91% of the country will soon be going to prison for life!

Even more interesting is the fact that there were only about 159 million citizens who voted in 2020. So apparently Mike's coming after people who didn't even go to the polls!

Might I also point out that there are about 80 million children under the age of eighteen in the country. Meaning about 50 million of them are gonna be locked up as well— despite not being old enough to vote.

Oddly enough, the US criminal justice system currently has the capacity for about 2.3 million inmates. Looks like prison overcrowding is about to become an even BIGGER problem!
You'll have to excuse me now, as I gotta go. I hear Mike and his Election Fraud Task Force pounding on my door, ready to haul me off to the hoosegow. 

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