You Blockhead!

Lately I've been playing Block Puzzle quite a bit on my phone. In the game you take several colored pieces and fit them all into the white space in the middle of the screen.

The available pieces are always strewn about randomly at the bottom in each level. Some levels are pretty easy, others not so much.

Today I got to this level, and the available pieces were arranged like this. Hmm... Gosh, I wonder how I'll ever be able to figure out this particular puzzle? I'm well and truly stumped!

Oh Apple, You've Done It Again!

Another innovation from Apple. Click to enlarge.

Vertical Hold

Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you have an iPhone? Luckeeee! Do you use it to shoot videos of your cat's hilarious antics? Awesome! Do you shoot your videos in the vertical format? STOP IT! IMMEDIATELY!

Would you go to the cineplex and sit through a movie that was filmed like this? Of course not! 

No one wants to watch a movie like this. You'd get up and demand your money back!

So why then would you film a video with your phone held vertically, like a common peasant?

Stop peering at the world through a crack in the door and FILM HORIZONTALLY, DAMMIT!

Remember, every time you shoot a vertical video, an Oscar™ winning cinematographer dies.