Showing posts with label spanish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spanish. Show all posts

Saturday, September 28, 2013

I'm Not Saying Image Comics Is Miking The Popularity Of The Walking Dead, But...

OK, I'm not saying Image Comics and Robert Kirkman are taking advantage of The Walking Dead's current popularity and milking it for everything it's worth, but...

This exists. Yep, it's a reprint of the first trade paperback of The Walking Dead comic, en espanol. Yep, at long, long last, the first six issues of everyone's favorite award winning zombie comic book has been translated into Spanish. Timely too, considering the English version was first published in 2006.

Ehh, why not? Who knows, maybe this isn't the blatant cash grab it appears to be at first glance. Maybe the Latino community felt left out of the zombie craze and requested, nay demanded a comic book they could actually read. Maybe Image and Kirkman have the right idea after all. But maybe they didn't take it far enough!

Why not a Mandarin version? China's an awakening giant with well over a billion potential readers. Of course it may need altered a bit to fit the culture...

Why stop there? Oy vey iz mir, it wouldn't be kosher to leave out our friends of the Jewish persuasion. You'll be more than a little verklempt when you read these terrifying translated tales of the undead. 

Hey Image Comics-- don't forget to print the book so it reads right to left!

For the past few months Pope Francis has been doing his best to drag the Catholic church kicking and screaming into the 20th Century (yes, I meant to say 20th), but so far he hasn't made known his stance on zombies. So go ahead and simultaneously enjoy and feel guilty about reading this special Catholic version of the book!

Hate mail commencing in 3, 2, 1...

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Another Spanish Fortune


A couple of weeks ago I ate at a new Asian restaurant here in town and received a fortune cookie with a Spanish fortune inside.

I chalked it up to a fluke; possibly someone at the factory having a bit of fun to see if anyone would notice. Apparently it is not a fluke though, as I went back to the restaurant last weekend and got another one.

I just feel sorry for poor old Saul Birnstein and the rest of the guys on the fourth floor of Mandelbaum's Lucky Fortune Company of Chicago, Illinois. Saul and his crew have been loyally penning the majority of the nation's fortunes for going on 45 years now. For them to have their jobs outsourced to Mexico like this, well... it's un-American is what it is.

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As you are no doubt aware, fortune cookies did not originate in China. In fact you can't get them there at all. They are a wholly American invention.

A few years ago when I was planning a trip to China, a woman I worked with asked me to bring her back some "authentic" fortune cookies. I said, "Um... they don't have them there. They were invented in America." She immediately got all huffy and said, "Well if you don't want to do it, just SAY so, you don't have to LIE."

I tried to explain to her that the fortune cookie custom was invented by Chinese immigrants who opened their own restaurants here, as a fun little capper to the meal. If you go to a restaurant in China they just bring you the bill and that's it. I told her I could bring her a silk fan or a decorative scroll or even a copy of Mao's Little Red Book, but she wouldn't hear of it. Her fragile ego had been irrevocably bruised by my brutal refusal to bring her a bag of fortune cookies (which she could easily purchase herself at her local grocery store). She said, "Just forget it. I don't want you to bring me anything."

Things were strained between us after that day. Looking back that probably wasn't a bad thing.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Camarero, Hay Un Problema Con Mi Galleta De La Suerte!

I went to a new Asian restaurant here in town a couple days ago. Naturally at the end of the meal they brought out fortune cookies along with the check.

This is what I found inside my cookie:


Well that's certainly a new one on me! Clearly something's gone horribly wrong here. We've got the English translation of the fortune and the lucky numbers of course, but instead of a Mandarin fortune on the reverse side we have it in... Spanish.

Have our captains of industry decided that it's now cheaper to outsource the writing and printing of tiny slips of paper to Mexico?

Did all the fortune cookie factories, most of which are located in Chicago, fire their teams of award-winning writers that have been working for them since the 1960s and start hiring illegal immigrants? Immigrants who obviously didn't go through the rigorous ten day orientation and training classes?

Or did the local restaurant accidentally get a batch of cookies that were earmarked for California and Arizona?
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