Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Indiana Jones And The Dubious Co-Star

This week in Things No One Wanted Nor Asked For, Disney announced they're moving forward with an as-yet untitled fifth Indiana Jones movie. As if that wasn't bad enough, they revealed they've cast British actress Phoebe Waller-Bridge to appear alongside series star Harrison Ford.

If you'll recall, Waller-Bridge starred in Solo: A Star Wars Story as L3-37, the delightfully arrogant and amusingly smug droid that captured the hearts and souls of the nation. I'm sorry, that should read the asshole character that everyone hated and cheered when she died.

So that should be fun! I can't wait for this sequel, so I can see Waller-Bridge's character constantly outdo the rapidly aging Indiana Jones as she continuously points out his antiquated attitudes and toxic masculinity. Delectable!

Please, Disney, I'm begging you— for the love of God end this franchise now, before you taint it even more than Crystal Skull did. 

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