Because He's The Hero Evansville Deserves...

This past weekend Evansville hosted its first annual PopCon. It was a decent show, but fairly small as conventions go. But hey, you gotta start somewhere, amirite?

As I walked around the show, I looked up and saw this. Yep, it was Batman, standing silent watch over the convention. Just in case there was trouble.

I feel safer already!

To The She Phone!

INT. GOTHAM CITY POLICE STATION - DAY

CHIEF O'HARA

Commissioner! We just got a report-- the Joker's robbed th' First Bank Of Gotham again!

COMMISSIONER GORDON

Great Scott! Not that Pale Paladin of Perversion! Quickly! Get me the She-Phone!

CHIEF O'HARA

Right away, sir! Um... beggin' yer pardon sir, but don't yeh mean the "Bat-Phone?"

COMMISSIONER GORDON

(sighs heavily)

Chief, it's 3 o'clock on a Friday afternoon and it's been a long, hard week. This bank situation will still be on our desks Monday morning. Now get me the She-Phone! And warm up a squad car! You're driving!