Showing posts with label star trek: the next generation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label star trek: the next generation. Show all posts

Sunday, December 22, 2024

Time's Running Out!

In the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode The High Ground, the Enterprise-D crew gets involved with space terrorists who threaten to kill Doctor Crusher unless their demands are met.

Captain Picard denounces the terrorists' actions, which confuses Data. He states that according to his research, terrorism can be an effective tool to initiate change:

Data: "Sir, I am finding it difficult to understand many aspects of Ansata conduct. Much of their behavioral norm would be defined by my program as unnecessary and unacceptable."
Picard: "By my program as well, Data."
Data: "But if that is so, Captain, why are their methods so often successful? I have been reviewing the history of armed rebellion and it appears that terrorism is an effective way to promote political change.
Picard: "Yes, it can be, but I have never subscribed to the theory that political power flows from the barrel of a gun."
Data: "Yet there are numerous examples where it was successful. The independence of the Mexican State from Spain, the Irish Unification of 2024, and the Kensey Rebellion."
Picard: "Yes, I am aware of them."
Data: "Then would it be accurate to say that terrorism is acceptable when all options for peaceful settlement have been foreclosed?"
Picard: "Data, these are questions that mankind has been struggling with throughout history. Your confusion is only human."

Wow. OK, first of all, I can see why this episode was banned or heavily censored in the UK for decades. It's pretty much an endorsement of terrorism, which probably wouldn't have gone over well in Ireland. It was also counter to TNG's typical peacenik "Let's All Get Along" philosophy.

The bigger issue though is that according to TNG the Irish Unification is scheduled to happen this year! Jaysis! Let's get with it, people of Ireland! As of this post, you've got just NINE short days to unify yourselves, unless you want to make a liar out of Data!

Between this and the Bell Riots that didn't happen this past August, 2024 was not a good year for Star Trek predictions!

Wednesday, February 8, 2023

What Could Have Been

Recently this 1987 internal memo from Paramount began making its way around the internet, listing the studio's various casting ideas for Star Trek: The Next Generation.

I knew about some of these, as I've been reading behind the scenes info on TNG for decades now. Others were news to me, and pretty surprising. It would have been a VERY different show indeed if some of these casting choices had come to pass!

One other surprising thing I noticed about this memo— it's dated April 13, 1987. The series premiered on September 28th of the same year. That means they to cast all the roles, get everyone and everything in place and shoot the pilot in just six short months! Seems like they were cutting it pretty close!

Anyway, let's run through the memo and take a closer look at the potential casting.

Picard:
Top row, left to right: Patrick Stewart, Mitch Ryan, Roy Thinnes. Bottom row, left to right: Yaphet Kotto, Patrick Bauchau.

Patrick Stewart of course won the role of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, but it wasn't easy. The TNG producers all thought he was a phenomenal actor and wanted him for the part, but Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry outright rejected him. 
His reason? Stewart's lack of hair (!). Roddenberry believed that by the 24th Century we'd have figured out a cure for baldness, and didn't want a chrome-domed captain on the Bridge (this was particularly ironic, as William Shatner famously wore a toupee as Captain Kirk in The Original Series)!

Roddenberry also wasn't thrilled with Stewart's age, as he wanted a younger Kirk-like hero. He was just 47 at the time, so I honestly don't know what Roddenberry was squawking about.

Fortunately, Stewart was in appearing in a play in LA around that time, and the producers pressured Roddenberry into checking him out. Impressed with his talents, he finally relented and cast Stewart.

Ah, but Roddenberry wasn't done yet! He insisted that Stewart wear a toupee, as well as speak his lines in a thick French accent. Supposedly this caused him to look and sound ridiculous, and Roddenberry eventually relented and ordered him to lose the wig and 
use his own British accent— and the rest is TV history.

As for the other contenders, Mitch Ryan is a prolific character actor who's been in tons of movies and TV shows. As an alum of Dark Shadows, he was already familiar to genre fans. He'd have made a quite different, but adequate, Picard.

Roy Thinnes is probably best known for starring in the 1960s sci-fi series The Invaders, which is likely why he was considered. I feel like he'd have been a distant an unemotional captain.

Yaphet Kotto would have been an interesting choice. The media went crazy in the early 1990s when Avery Brooks was cast as Captain Sisko in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, so it's interesting to see that the producers were considering casting a black actor as captain several years earlier. Kotto's Picard would have been intense to say the least.

Patrick Bauchau is a Belgian actor, who rose to fame as a Bond villain in A View To A Kill. I'm not really familiar with his work or don't know if he'd have been a good choice or not.

"Ryker"
Top row, left to right: Michael O'Gorman, Gregg Marx, Jonathan Frakes. Bottom row, left to right: Ben Murphy, Billy Campbell (who's not mentioned in the memo but added by me)

Back in the 1960s, many Star Trek fans complained that it was unrealistic for Captain Kirk to beam down into a potentially dangerous situation each week. Supposedly the TNG producers addressed this concern by adding Commander Will Riker (originally spelled "Ryker") to the crew, to lead hazardous Away Team missions and keep the Captain from harm. Eh, sounds legit.

Michael O'Gorman guest starred on an episode of Miami Vice, and did precious little afterward— apparently retiring from show biz in 1991. In fact it was tough to even find a pic of him! I'm totally unfamiliar with his work, so I have no idea if he'd have made a decent Riker.

Gregg Marx was a soap veteran, starring on Days Of Our Lives and As The World Turns. Again, never seen the guy.

Jonathan Frakes got the job of course. He'd been guesting on numerous TV series, and rose to prominence in the North & South miniseries.

Ben Murphy also starred in numerous TV series, such as The Name Of The Game, Alias Smith & Jones and short-lived sci-fi series Gemini Man. He'd likely have been fine in the role.

Billy Campbell is a prolific actor who's probably best known for playing Cliff Secord in The Rocketeer. Supposedly Campbell came very close to beating out Frakes for the part of Riker.

I'm gonna go out on an unpopular limb here and say I'd have much preferred Campbell in the role. I never quite warmed up to Frakes, as he had an air of smugness and arrogance that rubbed me the wrong way. 

Campbell on the other hand had a natural charisma the character desperately needed, and would have given Riker a devilish charm— much like Han Solo. Too bad he didn't get the gig.

Campbell did  end up with a small consolation prize though, as he guest starred in the TNG episode The Outrageous Okana.

Deanna Troi
Left to right: Denise Crosby, Susan Gibney (
(who's not mentioned in the memo but added by me).

No, I didn't make a mistake here— I really meant Troi here. Denise Crosby was originally one the very few contenders for the role of everyone's favorite Betazoid empath.

I wonder if this was in the days when Roddenberry saw the Troi character as "a four breasted hermaphrodite with empathic powers?" Yeah, he really said that. Roddenberry was quite a piece of work, and if he was still alive today there's no doubt in my mind that he'd have been Me-Tooed into oblivion.

Susan Gibney was also briefly considered for Troi. She didn't get the part obviously, but was eventually thrown a bone and cast as Leah Brahms, Geordi's love interest in Booby Trap and Galaxy's Child. Gibney also guested on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, and was even up for the role of Captain Janeway in Star Trek: Voyager!

Of course the role of Troi ultimately went to Marina Sirtis— more on that below.

Tasha Yar
Top, row, left to right: Lianne Langland, Julia Nickson, Rosalind Chao. Bottom row, left to right: Leah Ayers and Bunty Bailey.

I'm gonna save myself some typing here and state that with the exception of Rosalind Chao I know nothing about any of these actresses, and have no idea if they'd been OK in the role or not.

Roddenberry had apparently seen ALIENS in 1986, and was enamored with the character of Vasquez— a tough talkin' female Colonial Marine played by Jenette Goldstein. So he just copy and pasted her into Enterprise-D Security Chief Macha Hernandez. He even wanted Goldstein to play the part! 

After producers pointed out to Roddenberry that Goldstein was Jewish and not a Latina, he changed the ethnicity of the character, and began looking at other actresses.

Lianne Langland starred in a handful of TV movies in the 1980s and hasn't done anything of note since.

Singaporean actress Julia Nickson got her big break in Rambo: First Blood Part II, and went on to star in numerous other TV and movie roles. Despite the fact that she didn't get the Tasha Yar part, she's no stranger to Trekdom. She had small parts in the TNG episode The Arsenal Of Freedom and DS9's Paradise.

Rosalind Chao got her big break playing Soon-Ye, Klinger's girlfriend and eventual wife on M*A*S*H. She's since guested on dozens of TV shows and such films as The Joy Luck Club, What Dreams May Come and the live action Mulan. Chao was actually the frontrunner for Yar, but eventually lost out. It wasn't all bad news for her though, as she was later cast as Keiko O'Brien on both TNG and DS9. She'd have made an interesting Yar.

Leah Ayers guest starred in numerous TV shows throughout the 1980s and 1990s, including Fantasy Island, The A-Team and 21 Jump Street.

Bunty Bailey was "The Girl" in the A-Ha video Take On Me, and did precious little else afterward.

Eventually Marina Sirtis auditioned for Yar and got the part. Then at the last minute Roddenberry took a look at Sirtis and Denise Crosby, realized he'd cast them in the wrong roles and swapped their parts!

Geordi LaForge
Top row, left to right: LeVar Burton, Reggie Jackson, Time Russ, Wesley Snipes. Bottom row, left to right" Victor Love, Chip McCallister (actual spelling "McAllister"), Clarence Gillyard Jr., Kevin Peter Hall

While the other characters all had reasonably diverse casting choices, it looks like the producers were dead set on Geordi being black!

LeVar Burton of course famously ended up with the gig. At the time the show premiered he was the biggest name in the cast, having become a literal overnight success after his role as Kunta Kinte in the 1977 Roots TV miniseries.

Amazingly the producers actually considered Reggie Jackson for the role. Yeah, THAT Reggie Jackson— the Major League baseball player. What the hell? Could he even act? I suspect Jackson was an example of stunt casting, since pretty much ALL the other actors were virtual unknowns at the time (even Patrick Stewart!). Most likely once they saw his audition they realized he couldn't emote and wasn't gonna work out.

Tim Russ spent most of the 1980s guest starring on dozens of TV shows. Although he didn't get the part of Geordi, he still became a member of the Trek family. He appeared in the TNG episode Starship Mine, had a bit part in Star Trek: Generations and eventually became Lt. Tuvok in Star Trek: Voyager. Being familiar with Russ only as an emotionless Vulcan, it's hard to say if he'd have made a decent Geordi or not.

Wesley Snipes hadn't quite hit it big yet in 1987, and I can't think of anyone LESS suited for the part! Geordi was supposed to be an upbeat, fun-loving character and sort of the Every Man of the crew— qualities that do NOT come to mind when I think of Wesley Snipes. He'd have made an intimidating and terrifying Geordi— one who'd have scared the audience rather than charmed them.

Victor Love was another unknown, whose resume at the time consisted of one appearance on Miami Vice. Never heard of the guy, so I can't attest to his thespian abilities.

Chip McAllister guested on a number of TV shows, including Police Woman, The Paper Chase, Highway To Heaven and The Facts Of Life. Again, not familiar with his work

Clarence Gilyard Jr. was a regular on CHIPs and The Duck Factory before landing a role in Top Gun. He later became Chuck Norris' partner on long-running action series Walker, Texas Ranger. He'd have made an amiable Geordi.

The strangest potential choice for Geordi had to be Kevin Peter Hall. He was famous for his height, clocking in at an impressive 7' 3"! He was the go-to guy to play monsters in the 1980s, much like Doug Jones is today. He played the Bigfoot in Harry And The Hendersons and the titular alien in the first two Predator movies. He ended up guest starring on TNG, playing Layor the Caldonian, a really tall (natch) alien in the episode The Price. Sadly, he died at the much too young age of just 35 in 1991.

Hall would have made a truly bizarre Geordi, as he'd have TOWERED over the rest of the crew— and caused havoc for the poor cameraman who had to fit him into each shot! Geordi already had a gimmick in his futuristic VISOR that allowed him to see. His character didn't need yet another quirk, and it'd have been way too much to have a 7' 3" blind guy looking down at the captain!

Wesley Crusher
J.D. Roth was one of the very few actors considered for the part of Wesley, which ultimately went to Wil Wheaton. Roth was a child star who appeared in numerous TV series, and hosted kids' shows such as Wonderama and Fun House. He eventually had a respectable career as a producer. Never saw any of his work, so I dunno if he'd have made a better Wesley or not.

Data
Left to right: Mark Lindsay Chapman, Eric Menyuk, Kevin Peter Hall, Kelvin Han Yee

Mark Lindsay Chapman guest starred in numerous TV shows such as Dallas, Falcon Crest and Baywatch. He's probably best known for his appearance in The Langoliers TV miniseries. He has a somewhat aloof manner, and probably would have made a pretty good Data.

Eric Menyuk was an unknown at the time, but he impressed the TNG producers so much he actually got the part. It didn't hurt that the original plan was for Data to be bald, which made the follically challenged Menyuk perfect for the role. Unfortunately right after he was hired, Patrick Stewart was cast as Picard. The producers then decided they didn't want two bald characters on the Bridge, so... Menyuk was let go. All because of his hair— or lack of it! What a bum deal! He got a consolation prize though, as he guest starred on TNG as The Traveller in Where No One Has Gone Before and Journey's End.

The producers also briefly considered Kevin Peter Hall as Data. As with his potential casting as Geordi, his height would have been a major distraction here, as a 7' 3" android would have just been too much.

Kelvin Han Yee was an unknown at the time, but went on to star in dozens of movies and TV shows, such as Nash Bridges, The Bold And The Beautiful, 24, The Young And The Restless and Chuck. I don't recall ever seeing him in anything, so I have no idea if he'd have made a good choice or not.

Dr. Beverly Crusher
Left to right: Anne Twomey, Jenny Augutter (actual spelling "Agutter"), Cheryl McFadden

Anne Twomey appeared in a few TV shows, and eventually guested on LA Law, Seinfeld and Spin City. I'm unfamiliar with her work, so I have no opinion one way or the other.

Jenny Agutter made a splash as Jessica in 1976's Logan's Run (where she became my first screen crush), and went on to star in An American Werewolf In London. She's guested in dozens of TV series over the years in America as well as England, and is still currently working. Agutter would have made an AMAZING Doctor Crusher, and I desperately wish she'd have gotten the part. Why they didn't choose her, I have no idea— maybe she wanted too much money or something, I dunno.

The role eventually went to Gates McFadden, who was using her first name of "Cheryl" here. Prior to TNG she worked in a couple soaps, as well as the Jim Henson Company— where she was the choreographer and puppet movement coach on Labyrinth and The Muppets Take Manhattan

Honestly I never really cared much for her in the part, as her Doctor Crusher always seemed cold and aloof. She also had absolutely ZERO chemistry with Patrick Stewart— which is probably why the Picard/Crusher romance went nowhere.

You may have noticed there're no casting choices for Klingon officer Lt. Worf in the memo. That's because originally he wasn't part of the crew. In fact he doesn't even appear in the early publicity photos of the cast!

Supposedly Roddenberry got the idea to add a Klingon crew member at the very last minute, to show that the Federation was now pals with their former enemies.

Originally Worf was intended to be a minor background character on the Bridge, one who was seen and never heard. The writers were intrigued by him though, and began giving him occasional lines. He struck a chord with the audience, and ended up becoming one of the most popular and important characters in Trekdom, starring in all seven seasons of TNG and four of DS9.

So that's a look at the potential casting for The Next Generation crew. At this point it's hard to imagine anyone else in the roles, but who knows? Would any of these other options have been better choices? Eh, you'll have to ask the fans who live in those alternate universes.

Saturday, December 17, 2022

Future Tensed

From The Department Of Sometimes Things Don't Turn Out The Way We Thought They Would:

In the TNG episode Hide & Q, the god-like Q decides to prove humanity is easily corrupted by power by giving Commander Riker supernatural abilities just like his. Right on cue, Riker instantly becomes drunk with his newfound powers and struts around granting the crew's fondest wishes.

He cures Geordi LaForge's blindness by giving him a brand new set of functional eyes. And he conjures up a hot Klingon babe for Worf, since human females are too "fragile" for his kinky alien sex life.

He then sets his sights on Wesley Crusher, who for some reason wants nothing more than to be older. To that end, he instantly ages Wesley by ten years, turning him into a twenty something GQ model.

Take a long, lingering look at the guy they got to play Adult Wesley...

Yikes! Did they ever miscalculate as to what Wil Wheaton would end up looking like! 

Wheaton's currently fifty years old, and looks pretty much like he did back in 1987. The only difference is a couple wrinkles and a patchy beard he grew to try and look older.

I suppose we could be generous here and say the Male Model Wesley is what Riker thought he'd look like as an adult. On the other hand, Riker's supposedly a lesser god here, and as such should have had the ability to peer into the future and see Wesley's future appearance.

I demand the TNG casting director be retroactively fired!

Sunday, October 31, 2021

Hung Jury

Regular readers of my blog (all two of them) know that Star Trek: The Next Generation is one of my all-time favorite TV series. It's definitely the best of the modern Treks, and depending on the mood I'm in, I might even rate it higher than The Original Series.

One of the best episodes of the series is Season 4's The DrumheadIn it, the Enterprise suffers a warp core malfunction that may or may not have been the result of sabotage. Starfleet sends retired a retired judge, Admiral Norah Satie, to investigate. Satie sees suspects everywhere she looks, and believes she's uncovered a vast conspiracy onboard the ship. When Captain Picard tells her she's going too far, she accuses him of trying to cover up his involvement in the treacherous plot to destroy the ship.

The Drumhead is an obvious bottle episode, designed to save money by taking place entirely onboard the Enterprise-D. As such, it features little or no action, and consists of scene after scene of people standing around talking. 

It should have been a dull and boring disaster, but thanks to top notch writing and excellent performances, it's one of the show's finest hours (make that forty five minutes).

I recently watched the episode again, and even though I've seen it more times than I can count, I noticed something I never saw before.

Here's a shot of Admiral Satie in the outfit she wears for much of the episode.

Note the gold necklace or brooch she's wearing. It looks exactly like a noose! That's cause she's a hangin' judge!

WOW! I can't believe I never noticed that till now. I wonder if that was intentional, or just a happy accident? It ain't exactly subtle, so it was most likely planned. Either way, it's a perfect fit for her character. Kudos to the costume designer!

On the other hand...

You can't hit a home run every time at bat.

As proof, I submit this costume from the very same episode. This gentleman's one of Admiral Satie's aids, from the planet Betazed. Looks like the poor guy woke up late and got dressed in such a hurry that he put his shirt on backwards! Seriously, it looks like he spun his head around 180°! The actor seemed really uncomfortable wearing this cockamamie thing too, as every time he'd look down even slightly the material would bunch up under his chin.

See what kind of fashions we have to look forward to?

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Out Of Context Star Trek Moment: Ice, Ice, Baby

I've been an avid Star Trek fan for many decades. I've seen every episode countless times, I've got tons of reference and behind-the-scenes books, action figures, model ships, trading cards-- you name it, I've got it. With that said, even I have to admit that certain episodes could get a little silly now and then, especially when viewed out of context.

So sit back and enjoy this totally Out Of Context Star Trek Moment.

I knew Tasha Yar was something of an Ice Queen, but this is ridiculous!

Saturday, April 11, 2020

In Stock Update!

A couple months ago I pointed out that for some unknown reason,JC Penney is now selling Starfleet uniforms from Star Trek: The Next Generation. They didn't have any red flannel shirts in my size, but by the gods I could dress like Captain Picard if I wanted.

But what about the female sci-fi fan? Not to worry, ladies, Penneys hasn't forgotten about you! You can now order a genuine Princess Leia metal bikini from Return Of The Jedi! 

It's the perfect ensemble for lounging around the house during our interminable group quarantine!

Note that even though the Princess Leia bikini features FAR less material than the Starfleet uniform, it costs about twelve dollars more. Sexist!

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

The Orville Season 1, Episode 8: Into The Fold

This week on The Orville we get another character spotlight episode. Actually it's a twofer, as it focuses on both Doctor Finn and Isaac. While it might seem like it's ostensibly a Finn episode, it's really more about Isaac, as he most definitely takes front and center.

Into The Fold is a perfect example of the infamous "Shuttle Episodes" that plagued all the modern Star Trek series. You know the type one or more characters takes a shuttle out for some reason, there's some kind of engine trouble, they crash on an unexplored planet and then spend the rest of the episode trying to survive until they're rescued late in the third act. 


Shuttle Episodes are also a cheap and hackneyed way to take two wildly disparate characters and put them in an isolated situation where they're forced to get along. 


Star Trek: Voyager in particular was notorious for overusing this particular trope. Every time a shuttle appeared on that show, it was guaranteed to crash on an uncharted planet by the end of the cold open.

As you can probably tell, I'm not a fan of these kinds of episodes, which is why I wasn't very enthused about Into The Fold. It's probably the worst episode the series has done so far, in my opinion. Fortunately it was elevated a bit by Isaac and his interaction with Doctor Finn's horrible kids. 

Best of all, I was impressed by the behavior of the Orville crew in this episode. For once everyone (even Gordon and John) acted professionally and performed their jobs efficiently as they searched for the missing shuttle. Even better, Doctor Finn and Isaac acted exactly as they should have in a life or death situation, and nobody did anything overly stupid. Amazing!

If Into The Fold seems more Trek-ish that most Orville episodes, there's a good reason for that. It was written by longtime Trek alumni Andre Boramis, along with Brannon Braga (who also directed).

Boramis was the "science consultant" on Star Trek: The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager and Enterprise. He also wrote many episodes of Voyager and Enterprise, the latter of which he also produced.

Braga started out as an intern on TNG in 1990, somehow moving up to the position of executive producer (!). He worked as executive producer and showrunner on Voyager and Enterprise, as well as working on Star Trek Generations and Star Trek: First Contact. For a time he also dated actress Jeri Ryan, aka Seven Of Nine of Voyager fame. 


Braga's a controversial and divisive figure among Trekdom, as his work is very uneven. He wrote some of the best episodes of TNG, including All Good Things... (which one a Primetime Emmy and Hugo Award), as well as Cause And Effect. During his time on Voyager he also wrote Threshold (aka The One Where Captain Janeway And Tom Paris Turn Into Giant Salamanders) , which is widely considered to be the all-time worst episode of any iteration of Trek

His scripts were notorious for being filled with elements of body horror. If a member of the crew got transformed into a giant spider or was bitten by an oversized worm inside the transporter beam, it's a good bet it was a Brannon Braga episode.

Fortunately Into The Fold is nowhere near as bad as Threshold, even though a bit of Braga's body horror fascination does creep into the episode, as it contains a heaping helping of mutants suffering from a space disease.

Lastly, I'd like to give a special shout-out to actor Mark Jackson, who plays Isaac, the Orville's resident robotic lifeform. Jackson as Isaac absolutely stole this episode, which is all the more amazing considering he's pretty much emoting with a bucket on his head! Yet by using just the right vocal inflection, tilting his head at the precise angle and making expressive gestures with his hands, Jackson's able to give Isaac a distinct personality and a whole range of emotions. Kudos!

SPOILERS!

The Plot:
The Orville's in space dock as the crew updates its systems. Doctor Finn takes advantage of the downtime to take her two horrible kids to an 
amusement park on Arboreus Prime. Her younger son Ty is excited about the trip, but older, surly son Marcus doesn't want to go.


In the shuttle bay, Finn loads the luggage into a ship. Marcus swaggers in playing a "futuristic" handheld videogame that looks suspiciously like an iPhone with an extra piece glued to it. She tells him this is family time, and he's not to bring a game. He shrieks, "You suck!" and somehow doesn't get backhanded across the mouth, as should have happened. His words will come back to haunt him later.

Kelly tells Finn that she can't spare John to fly them to the planet, as he's helping overhaul the shi. She assigns Isaac to fly them instead. Isaac's anxious to go, as it'll give him a chance to "observe human familial dynamics at close range." Finn's less than enthused by this development.

The shuttle takes off, and Finn's kids act like complete little assholes the whole time, which even the robotic, emotionless Isaac notices and points out. He asks why Finn doesn't have a husband, and she says she decided she wanted kids, but not a marriage.

Since this is a Brannon Braga episode, the shuttle begins vibrating as it encounters a "gravity shear" from a "spacial fold" ahead. As Isaac plots a course around it, Ty grabs Marcus' videogame (which he wasn't supposed to bring) and hurls it toward the front of the ship. It hits the control panel, causing the shuttle to head right toward the fold.

Right on cue, Isaac says the gravitational pull is too strong for the shuttle's engines, and it's pulled in. They fly through some sort of special effects tunnel and emerge a thousand light years away, which Isaac says is in "uncharted space." That doesn't seem right, but let's just go with it. 

Isaac notes that the hull's fractured and main power is offline. He detects a large planet ahead with a number of moons, some of which are habitable. Finn tells him to pick one and head for it. Not sure how you do that with no power, but there you go. Maybe they have secondary power.

The shuttle enters the atmosphere of the planet's third moon. The ship starts venting plasma, and Finn goes to the back to switch on the emergency technobabble reserves. Just then the shuttle hits the top of a mountain, causing the ship to fracture even more. Finn's half breaks off completely and lands somewhere in the mountains. Isaac's half— containing the kids— crashes in the middle of a forest.

Isaac tries to call Finn, but there's no reply. Marcus' knee is dislocated, so Isaac pops it back into place for him. Meanwhile in the mountains, Doctor Finn lies unconscious next to her half of the shuttle. Something comes along and drags her away.

Isaac determines the likely location of the tail section, and says he'll make better time if he goes alone. He gives Marcus a blaster, saying it'll increase his chances of survival by twenty four percent. He then goes off in search of Finn.

He finds the tail section, but no sign of Doctor Finn. Back at the front of the ship, the kids hear something rustling around outside. Suddenly a mutant humanoid grabs Ty and runs off with him. Marcus aims his blaster at the mutant, but it's shot by Isaac, who's returned just in time.

Back in space dock, Kelly informs Mercer that Doctor Finn's shuttle never made it to Arboreus Prime. Mercer orders John to set a course for Finn's last known coordinates. John asks how he's supposed to do that, as the ship's navigational array is sitting in a pile on the floor. Mercer says they'll just have to use old fashioned star charts. So, like... maps? They're gonna use a map of the galaxy, like they're driving on the interstate?

Back on the moon, Isaac tries to repair the shuttle. The kids start bickering again, and Isaac eventually has enough and roars at them just like Finn did. This takes the kids aback, causing them to stop. Isaac then says the shuttle wreckage is out of Dysonium, and they'll need more to scan for Finn and send out a distress signal. Isaac determines there's Dysonium in the nearby mountains, and says they'll all go look for some in the morning.

Meanwhile, Doctor Finn wakes up on a cot inside a locked room. An alien man enters and brings her a tray of food, telling her to eat. She asks where she is and where her kids are, but the man doesn't answer. He sets down the tray and locks her in. Finn notices a sheet of metal bolted over a window.

The next morning, Isaac, Marcus and Ty set off for the mountains. They're approached by three mutants, who demand Isaac hand over the kids to them. When Isaac says they're under his protection, they attack. Isaac easily stuns them with his blaster. He theorizes the mutants wanted to eat the kids. This terrifies Ty, who grabs hold of Isaac's hand. Isaac doesn't understand this behavior, but rolls with it.

Finn tries to pry the metal off the window. She stops when the man returns. He sees her tray's untouched, and demands she eat, because food is scarce on the moon. He tells her his name is Drogen, and she's very lucky he found her. When she says her kids and Isaac are out there somewhere, Drogen says it's not safe outside, and they're likely already dead.

When Finn asks what happened, Drogen explains there was a war, and the enemy put "Paloxis" in the water supply. Millions died, and the ones left became infected and sick. The food supply's almost gone, forcing the survivors to become cannibals. He says he saw what was coming and stored enough food and water to last a long time. And with that he locks her inside again.

Isaac, Marcus and Ty come to a shallow stream. They cross it, and of course Ty slips and falls in, getting a good mouthful of Paloxis-tainted water. Groan!

Meanwhile, the Orville's following the shuttle's ion trail, and sees it leads into the spacial fold. Mercer orders John to fly the ship in. It's a rough ride, but the Orville makes it through with only minimal damage. Unfortunately there's no sign of the shuttle. John scans the area and says there's a gas giant nearby with seventy two moons (!), thirty six of which can support life. Mercer says that's likely where the shuttle went, and they'll have to search the habitable moons one at a time.

Back on the moon, Isaac and the kids camp out for the night. Marcus feels bad for disrespecting his mother, especially since she could be dead. Isaac tries to comfort him. Ty talks Isaac into telling them the story of Peter Rabbit, but in Doctor Finn's voice.

In her cell, Finn manages to pry the metal plate off the window. Unfortunately she sees she's on the top floor of a building that's several hundred feet tall. Wa-wahhhhh! So much for that idea!

The next morning Marcus wakes up, and Isaac says they can start moving again. Unfortunately he sees that Ty's face is covered with sores, as he's suffering from Paloxis poisoning. 

Doctor Finn tries a new plan. She slices open her arm, then calls Drogen for help. He asks what happened, and she says she slipped and cut her arm. She says she has a medkit back in the shuttle wreckage, and asks him to go get it. He's reluctant to leave his "safe place," but she says if she doesn't get antibiotics, she could get an infection and die, and then he'd be "all alone" again. As she says this, she creepily strokes his hand. Drogen gets the message, and leaves for the shuttle.

As soon as he's gone, Finn pries the metal off the window and climbs out onto a ledge. She inches over to another window and climbs back into Drogen's little apartment. She rummages through his stuff and finds a large knife, plus her communicator. 

She contacts Isaac and asks if the kids are alright (hey, that'd make a good song title). Isaac says they're alive, but Ty's sick. Marcus tells her he's sorry he said she sucked. Finn tells him she understands that people say things when they're angry that they don't really mean. Really, we're doing this now? Could this wait until a less dangerous time?

Just then Broden returns, and Finn stabs him with the knife. He slams her into the wall, and she somehow grabs his holstered gun without him noticing. He comes at her again and she shoots him dead. She then uses her communicator, which apparently also doubles as a scanner, to find the shuttle crash site and rendezvous with Isaac and the kids.

Along the way, Finn's attacked by a mutant. She shoots him too, then takes a sample of his diseased blood. She heads off again, unaware she's being followed by a whole herd of mutants.

She makes it back to the shuttle and is reunited with the kids and Isaac. She examines Ty, but says there's nothing she can do for him here. Isaac takes the Dysonium he recovered in the mountains, uses it to power up the shuttle and sends out a distress signal. The power almost immediately goes out again. Isaac says there was only enough Dysonium to send out a short distress burst. 

He says if the Orville detects their signal, it could take them weeks to arrive at normal speed (he doesn't know the Orville also took a shortcut through the spacial fold). Finn says Ty doesn't have weeks. She says if she had the ship's medical resources, she might be able to use the mutant's blood to synthesize a cure. She says she can't just sit by and watch Ty die (heh). Isaac reaches out and holds her hand, a gesture which he apparently now understands.

On the Orville, Alara detects a faint blip from one of the planet's innermost moons. Hoping it's from the downed shuttle, Mercer orders Gordon to set a course. As the ship arrives at the moon, Alara scans the surface and detects the lifesigns of three humans and one artificial being. Bortus chimes in and says there are two dozen other life forms heading for Finn and the others. Mercer orders Gordon to take a shuttle to the surface.

The mutants begin converging on the shuttle. Isaac uses his superhuman reflexes to take them out one at a time, like he's in a videogame. For some reason, he says he needs help. Finn gives Marcus a blaster and tells him to help Isaac. Marcus shoots at a few mutants, but of course misses. Isaac tells him to concentrate, which apparently works, as he starts hitting them. 

Just then shots are fired from above, scaring off the remaining mutants. It's Gordon in the shuttle. Hooray!

Cut to the Orville's sickbay, where we see Ty's fully recovered. Doctor Finn says she was able to synthesize a cure for the Paloxis poisoning. Kelly says she's going to try and get permission from the Admiralty to distribute the cure to the mutants, if they'll let them help. Um... why would they not?

Finn visits Isaac in Engineering, thanks him for helping save her kids, and welcomes him to the family.

Thoughts:
• In the cold open, Ty enters Doctor Finn's bedroom and wakes her up by yelling, "Mommy. Mommy. Mommy! Mommy! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMEEE!!"


That had to be a Family Guy reference, from back in the days when Stewie would do the same thing to his mom Lois.

• The big revelation in this episode is that Doctor Finn is apparently a single mother with two young sons. That's definitely news to the audience! Funny how she's never so much as even mentioned them before now!

Over on Star Trek: The Next Generation they made a big deal over the fact that the Enterprise-D was one of the first starships in the fleet to allow children and families on board. Apparently the Orville allows kids too (especially now that Bortus and Klyden recently became parents), but doesn't make a big deal about it.


• The Orville's shuttle bay set is suitably huge, but whenever we see it there's always just one ship inside. I feel like there should be at least ten or twelve other shuttles parked in there. Surely it wouldn't be that tough to add a few CGI ships in the background? Maybe it's a budget thing. Or maybe we're supposed to assume there's a whole role of shuttles just behind the camera?

• When Marcus enters the shuttle bay, he's playing a futuristic video game. Doctor Finn tells him he's not bringing it, as this trip is for family time. He then groans and shuts the game off, with an attitude that makes you just want to smack him.

Note that when he holds up the game, it looks amazingly like a standard iPhone with a retractable piece of plexiglass glued to the side! That's a cheap and clever way to make a prop with practical animated effects, but... they could have disguised it a little bit better. At least put some sort of futuristic frame around the phone or something.


• As she's leaving, Finn tells Kelly that Doctor Parley will be able to handle any medical emergencies while she's gone. This makes perfect sense, as there's likely more than just one doctor on the ship.


• With each passing scene, the shuttle interior set seems to get a little longer. It looks pretty spacious before the crash, as there's room for six seats and some kind of little engineering alcove. After the shuttle splits in two, somehow each half seems to double in length! Funny how that happened, eh? Maybe the spacial fold "stretched" the ship (wink, wink).

• The spacial fold throws the shuttle a thousand light years from its original position, which Isaac says puts them in "uncharted territory."


Hmm. Somebody's math is way off somewhere here. A few weeks ago in Pria, Mercer boasts that the Orville is capable of speeds "exceeding ten light years per hour." That means they could travel a thousand light years in just four days! So if the ship flies in one direction for a hundred hours it'll be completely off their star charts? Does that seem right?


I think the spacial fold needed to throw them way more than a thousand light years.  More like a hundred thousand.


• In this episode we finally get a halfhearted explanation as to why the Orville crew can understand every alien race they encounter. 


When Doctor Finn wakes up in Drogen's cell, she demands to leave. He tells her that's impossible, and she's in the only "safe place" on the moon. She sarcastically says that her translator must be broken, because he has a different definition of "safe" than she does.


I'm assuming this means the Orville crew has some sort of tiny devices embedded in their ears that automatically translate any language for them. They may even have some sort of vocal implant to translate their speech for other races.


It's not a perfect solution, since whenever we see an alien its mouth seems to be synched up with the English it appears to be speaking, but... eh. At least they attempted an explanation, even if it's not a completely satisfactory one. I'm willing to give 'em this one and move on.


• This week's special guest star is Brian Thompson, who plays Drogen.

 You may not know Thompson's name, but you probably recognize his wide-mouthed face, as he's been in tons of sci-fi and action movies and TV shows. That's him next to a young, blue-haired Bill Paxton in The Terminator.

He's also no stranger to Star Trek, as over the years he appeared as various aliens in TNG, DS9 and Enterprise.

• At one point Isaac tries to repair the crashed shuttle, while Marcus and Ty argue and fight next to him. Hilariously, Isaac tells them their bickering is "highly distracting."


At first I thought this scene didn't make any sense, since Isaac's electronic brain no doubt allows him to process millions of tasks and operations at the same time. It would literally be impossible for him to become distracted. But then I realized that's the joke!  Finn's kids are such horrible little assholes that they managed to fluster and piss off a robot!


• When the Orville arrives at the moon, Alara scans the surface and detects Finn and the others. Bortus then chimes in and ominously says, "Captain, I'm detecting two dozen life forms converging on their location."

We then see a helpful shot of Bortus' map, complete with orange dots representing the mutants. Guess how many intruders its displaying? Twenty four, right? Nope! Try thirty three! Ah well. Maybe counting isn't Bortus' strong suit.

• When the mutants attack, Isaac tells Finn he'll protect the shuttle. He stands outside, impressively picking off the attackers one by one with mechanical precision.

For some reason he then calls to Finn and says, "Doctor, we are under heavy siege. I cannot repel them alone." I dunno, it looks like he's doing a damned fine job to me!

Obviously he didn't need any help, but the episode needed him to say that so Marcus could help and finish up hi redemption arc. 

• Doctor Finn hands Marcus a blaster and tells him to go help Isaac fight off the mutants. She takes great pains to set his blaster on stun, saying, "They may not value life, but WE do."

HAW, HAW, HAW! Good one, Doctor Finn! Try telling that to Drogen after you shot him to death for saving your life! Or to the mutant you murdered on your way back to the shuttle! You "valued" their lives so much it killed them.


OK, I get that she had no choice but to kill the mutant who attacked her, since he was planning on eating her. But it seems like she didn't need to straight up kill Drogen. He wasn't evil or a cannibal, and he really did save her life. Sure, he was keeping her locked in her cell, but I got the impression he was doing that for her own good, until she accepted her situation and stopped trying to escape.

I dunno. He was a lot bigger than her and had no intention of letting her go, so maybe she really didn't have any other choice but to kill him. Her line about "valuing life" still makes me laugh though.

• This Week's Best Lines— Almost All Of Which Belonged To Isaac:
Isaac: "Doctor, are your children always this combative?"
Finn: "Only when they're awake."
Isaac: "The older, less intelligent one seems to derive pleasure from inflicting damage on his younger, weaker sibling."
Finn: "He's a kid. They act up. (turning around to face the kids) OH MY GOD IF I HAVE TO COME BACK THERE ONE MORE TIME I WILL LOSE MY MIND! Knock it off!"
Isaac: "On my planet, if a program is not functioning properly, it is deleted."
Finn: "Well, that's always an option."
Isaac: "If you wish I will vaporize them."

Isaac: "I have noticed that many other families on the Orville include two parents. Where is your counterpart?"
Finn: "I don't have a husband."
Isaac: "Was he destroyed?"
Finn: "No."
Isaac: "Did you grow to despise each other, and terminate your coupling?"

Marcus: "Hey! You can't just leave us here!"
Isaac: "You are small and feeble. I will move at a faster pace alone. The weapon will increase your chances of survival by twenty four percent."

Ty: "It's your fault we crashed."
Marcus: "It is not. You're the one who threw my game at the helm."
Ty: "Well you shouldn't have brought it anyway. Mom said you couldn't!"
Isaac: "This conflict is highly distracting."
Marcus: "Well when we find Mom, you're gonna be in so much trouble!"
Ty: "You're the one that's in trouble!"
Isaac: "Cease. Immediately."
Marcus: "You're gonna be grounded for like, ten years. You're gonna be an old man by the time you come out your room!"
Ty: "I'm not! You're a liar!"
Isaac: "Children. Cut the crap right now. If i have to come back there one more time, I swear to god I'm going to lose my mind."
(note that Isaac's last bit is the exact same thing Doctor Finn said, only it works for him!)

Ty: (grabbing for Marcus' videogame) "It's my turn to play!"
Marcus: "You don't get a turn."
Ty: "That's not fair!"
Marcus: "You're the one who said I shouldn't bring it, so you don't get to play!"
Ty: "You don't get to make the rules."
Marcus: "Yeah. I do."
Ty: (whining) "Isaaaaaaac!"
(Isaac grabs the game from Marcus, hurls it in the air and shoots it with his blaster, destroying it)
Isaac: "The game is never to be spoken of again."
(the kids stand silently, looking stunned)

Isaac: "Marcus, you have not consumed your ration bar. Are you unwell?"
Marcus: "When we were leaving, I told my Mom she sucked. That was one of the last things I said to her." 
Isaac: "It is quite possible your mother is alive."
Marcus: (hopeful) "What makes you say that?"
Isaac: "There was no sign of blood or severed limbs in the shuttle."

Ty: "Mom used to tell us bedtime stories before we went to sleep. Can you tell us a story?"
Isaac: "I will do my best. Please adjust your bodies to a horizontal bearing."
(the kids stare blankly at him)
Isaac: "Lie down. There was once a Doctor and her two children. They embarked on a recreational journey to a leisure planet. Their shuttle was diverted by a spacial anomaly, and crashed into a mountain. The children survived with the help of a more advanced artificial life form. Their mother was missing or dead. The end.
Marcus: "Man, I hate that story!"

Doctor Finn: "The boys adore you. I don't know why or how you managed to keep them in line, but I'm sure as hell glad you did."
Isaac: "I simply adjusted my programming to accommodate their sibling dynamics and emotional responses. Your failed attempts at discipline were also instructive."
Finn: (shocked) "Well... anyway. I'll leave you alone."
Isaac: "May I make a final observation? Your children are unruly, disrespectful, volatile and highly unpredictable. I am quite fond of them."
Finn: "Welcome to the family."

• This Week's Incongruous 21st Century (And Earlier!) References:
There weren't many of them this week.

In Engineering, the repair crew listens to Barry Manilow while they work.


At one point Gordon sees the spacial fold and says, "Back at Union Point we called that a "glory hole."

• THIS WEEK'S STAR TREK SWIPES:
Wow, there's honestly too many to count. The entire episode is one big homage to my least favorite type of Star Trek story. There's the shuttle that immediately runs into trouble and crashes, the completely different characters who are forced to work together to survive, the crew members stranded on a technologically primitive planet, the main ship that's desperately searching for them, and on and on.
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