Gator Done

Dateline: West Virginia. A man walked into a local pet store and allegedly stole a baby alligator. Security cameras caught the man stuffing the gator, valued at $300, under his shirt and walking out with it.

Personally I think he went about this all wrong. There's no way to stuff something under your shirt in a store without looking suspicious. Not to mention he's going to get bitten and scratched to pieces with a live gator under his clothing.

A much more sensible method would have been to wear an Izod shirt into the store. Then he could have simply placed the baby gator on the outside of the shirt and calmly walked out the door.

Ehh? Gator? Izod? Get it? Com-O-Dee!! 

Eh, never mind.