Hair Apparent

During a news conference this week, Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un was seen sporting a bold, sassy new hairstyle. 

Something about his dramatic new coiffure seems familiar, but I can't quite figure out where I've seen it before...

Ah. Now I remember. 

Hey, it's a start. A couple more inches in height and Lil' Kim'll be able to hold his own against any leader of the Centauri Empire.

One Haircut Right Or Wrong

Today North Korea announced that from this point on, all male citizens are required to sport the same hairstyle as nutsy-cuckoo despot and blessed leader Kim Jong Un. Tres chic!

So what do suppose they call that particular coif? The Un? The Macklemore? The My First Big Boy Haircut?

Sure, such a thing sounds crazy to us here in the land of the free, but ehh... who knows? Maybe it's not such a bad idea.

After all, having one standard, planet-wide haircut seemed to work out OK for the Vulcans.