Today North Korea announced that from this point on, all male citizens are required to sport the same hairstyle as nutsy-cuckoo despot and blessed leader Kim Jong Un. Tres chic!
So what do suppose they call that particular coif? The Un? The Macklemore? The My First Big Boy Haircut?
Sure, such a thing sounds crazy to us here in the land of the free, but ehh... who knows? Maybe it's not such a bad idea.
After all, having one standard, planet-wide haircut seemed to work out OK for the Vulcans.
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Wednesday, March 26, 2014
One Haircut Right Or Wrong
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Friday, September 13, 2013
This Week In Foolproof Ideas
This week the South Korean government announced construction of the world's first "invisible" tower.
Tower Infinity will be built in Seoul and will stand a whopping 1,476 feet, making it the sixth highest building in the world.
The most unusual thing about the tower: the building's surface will be covered in a series of massive hi-tech LED screens that will project an image of what lies behind the building onto its front. This will effectively render the building invisible.
Why an invisible skyscraper? Good question. Because why the hell not, I guess.
Oh, and Tower Infinity will be constructed near Incheon International Airport just outside of Seoul.
A quarter mile-high skyscraper? AND it's invisible? AND it's right next to a busy airport? Sounds like a great idea to me! Nothing can ever possibly go wrong with that plan.
Tower Infinity will be built in Seoul and will stand a whopping 1,476 feet, making it the sixth highest building in the world.
The most unusual thing about the tower: the building's surface will be covered in a series of massive hi-tech LED screens that will project an image of what lies behind the building onto its front. This will effectively render the building invisible.
Why an invisible skyscraper? Good question. Because why the hell not, I guess.
Oh, and Tower Infinity will be constructed near Incheon International Airport just outside of Seoul.
A quarter mile-high skyscraper? AND it's invisible? AND it's right next to a busy airport? Sounds like a great idea to me! Nothing can ever possibly go wrong with that plan.
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Thursday, April 18, 2013
Unfortunate Flag Placement
This week's installment of Unfortunate Flag Placement comes to us from the political hotbed of North Korea...
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