Mrs. Slagmeyer

Loosely inspired by a bizarre woman I used to work with.

Examples of her many insights: She hated drunk drivers–not because they caused death and destruction, but because they were directly responsible for the creation of seatbelt laws, which forced her to buckle up against her will. She also said the "dope smokers" made the stores start stashing her Claritin behind the counter so that she couldn't buy it off the shelf anymore.

Oh, and after I came back from my trip to China, she actually asked me if "everybody over there all looked the same." Sigh...

Note that she's wearing a pair of Crocs. How I loathe them.

I've been informed that her slogan is almost identical to an op-ed article that appeared in The Onion. I guess great minds think alike.

Drawn in Photoshop on the graphic tablet.


Here's the original sketch of the Missus.